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Posted by JMD - 07/15/08 at 06:07:19 pm

A few blowjob jokes:

You ever blow a guy because it’s raining and then halfway through, it stops raining and it’s like, “Uh, it’s not raining anymore. I don’t have to do this.”?

You ever blow a guy just to show a guy? Just to get to know a guy?

You ever blow a guy for being a real smart aleck?

You ever order a salad, but instead the waiter makes you blow a guy?

You ever been getting a blowjob, but you realize you’d rather be blowing a guy?

You ever blow a guy who’s wearing his baseball hat crooked? You’re the last person on earth wearing your hat like that. Congratulations: you win. Now straighten that thing out or no more blowjobs.

You ever been waiting in line to blow a guy, and even though your don’t want to, you still get that excited feeling for being next in line?

You ever watch two guys blowing each other and never felt more alone in the world?

You ever been blowing a guy, but then it turned out to be a different guy? Pretty sneaky!

You ever blow a guy up, just to see him come toppling down?

You ever blow a guy once when it counted so you wouldn’t have to di it twice when it didn’t?

You ever blow a guy with the best of intentions, only to see the worst of results?

You ever blow a guy just for showing up?

Can anyone think of others like that? I really like these.

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