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Because I occasionally like to tackle a political issue, I’ve solved the health care problem in America. What we do is provide free healthcare for all adults and children, but in order to spare expenses, everyone who doesn’t believe in evolution should be denied medical care entirely. Sorry folks, you don’t get to cherry pick anymore. That game’s over, you’re either with us in the 21st century and you get the goods or you’re against us and you’re SOL.
I can’t wait until we prove with science that Jesus didn’t really have special powers, like we find his grave and get his DNA test done and prove that Joseph was the dad and Mary was the mom and nothing magical happened - sorry folks, didn’t mean to waste your 2000 years. You can all go back to your Judaism or whatever but he was just some nice smart guy and Christians have to decide whether they want to live in the fantasy world or if they want to join the rest of us in the progress. But the day we find out about Jesus the human I think we can officially stop giving chemotherapy to these nutjobs.
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Let’s not go referencing judiasm as a more progressive religion with no crazy, implausable history (Moses parting the red sea, Abraham living to be 175 years old, and Sandy Koufax having a lifetime era of 2.76). Point being, there are retards of all religions.
Comment by Kelly — August 25, 2008 #
Sorry for the confusion. I was only referencing Judaism as the historical precursor to Christianity. In no way would I like to elevate extremism in one religion over another and to make my point I will support any bill proposed that eliminates health care for all Jews regardless of their views towards evolution. On principal, I believe Jews are a little too healthy for their own good, if you know what I mean, and I don’t see how you can. Impressive about Sandy Koufax though. He was some kind of foot baller?
Comment by JMD — August 26, 2008 #