http://blog.emptybeanie.com Human Failure Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:05:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Let me introduce a hypothetical subject to you all, and you can let me know what you think about it. Let's say you were a 15 year old male and you had a girlfriend. Now with full knowledge and willing consent of this girlfriend, you videotaped the two of you ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/09/a-fiction-added-to-the-deed/ In college I minored in Philosophy. The reason I did that was because at my university you could take any five random Philosophy courses and be granted a minor in it. We'll get to that in a second. What you'll learn in any run of the mill freshman Philosophy course, ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/09/the-perceived-path-of-greatest-pleasure/ Here's a topic I'm curious to get some varied opinions on. Can you masturbate to a pornographic video where the protagonist of your sex is a different race than you are? For instance if you're a Black man, could you jerk off to a video where the male sex partner ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/08/when-race-doesn%e2%80%99t-come-in-handy/ Can we all come together and admit that the only reason we’re not allowed to eat each other is because of outdated customs and superstition? I can’t be the only one around here wondering what everyone else tastes like. I’ve thrown over a quarter of my life away and I ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/08/the-customary-fate-of-new-truths/ Because I occasionally like to tackle a political issue, I've solved the health care problem in America. What we do is provide free healthcare for all adults and children, but in order to spare expenses, everyone who doesn't believe in evolution should be denied medical care entirely. Sorry folks, you ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/08/advancing-toward-what-will-be/ I’ve always been an especially lazy man, a man who has no interest or ability to develop his personality or exercising and grooming in a way that will make himself more attractive to women. I bring this up because I’ve always had a fantasy of going to another country where ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/08/the-brilliant-disguise-of-impossible-situations/ Now I’ve never been raped before, but I can only assume that when you get raped somewhere you immediately develop a negative association with that place. For instance if you were to get raped at a movie theater you would have a continuing aversion towards movie theaters or if you ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/08/through-his-associations-and-sympathies/ I’ve got a fuzzy memory of being about 6 years old at the beach, playing in the waves and riding them back in towards the sand. I caught the crest of an especially big wave and immediately in my feeble young mind I knew I had, in the sage words ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/08/the-companionship-of-yesterday-and-the-reunion-of-tomorrow/ Bon jour one last time from Paris my friends. I've got 13 minutes and this ridiculous metal keyboard again. Plus this terminal keeps lagging while the clock ticks. Light the fire; we're going to burn it down. Funny Things About Madrid: 1) I've found it. The last country. You can still smoke ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/07/funny-things-about-madrid/ Buenes Noches de Madrid. I´m back to pay internet but I´ve got 24 minutes left on this Euro and no one over my shoulder so we can certainly take our time if we want to. But I´m going to type at my normal comforable pace regardless. Let´s get crackin´. Funny Things ... http://blog.emptybeanie.com/2008/07/funny-things-about-barcelona/